Dan

Carvana is scheduled to pick up the Outback on Wednesday it’s in pretty okay shape for a 9 year old car except for this one shopping cart strike.

How much of a hard time do you think they are going to give me?

Ok let’s see what I’m really dealing with.

Haven’t seen a jaaaaag powered Thunderbird in a while, complete with parking ticket.

My wife bought me an $8 tin of gourmet tuna for my birthday and I’m pretty sure the company is trolling.

It tasted exactly like Tuna.

It has arrived, it came with its own enormous box of FCP Euro Parts. I now have enough expensive German motor oil in the garage that I am mildly worried about a tomahawk strike.

The parts have arrived before the car — this is probably bad luck.

The parts have arrived before the car — this is probably bad luck.

This war has been a complete disaster but gas is only 3.75 a gallon here right now and that doesn’t feel that expensive in the year 2026. (yet)

I really wish those fuckers at NJ Solar Power LLC installed solar panels on my house last fall instead of trying to steal my deposit.

Based on @jalefkowit@vmst.io shenanigans with Kagi translate yesterday I made a post on the Kagi subreddit requesting that they separate LLM from search (and hopefully reduce the price of search) and they are ripping me apart.

"The LLM is thrown in for free, what are you complaining about!" Over and over

Fuck me for understanding basic economics.

I will be watching the auction of the run of the mill Volvo 240 with 200k, mismatched paint and nuked clear coat with great interest. Not that long ago this was a $1,000 car, I know because it is only slightly nicer than when I bought mine for $700.

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1991-volvo-240-53/